Me and the toiletman

Yours truly posing soberly with the toiletman. Maybe I have mentioned it before, but many of the better drinking-venues around Bangkok offer full-service in their restrooms. This means that you don't even have to shake your little brother dry if you would be so viciously lazy, but more often it means there is someone there to give you soap, let the tap run, close it again so you don't make your hands dirty again, offering you a steaming towel and occasionally giving you a shouldermassage while you are trying not to pee all over the spick-and-span floor from sheer surprise! Yes, for real! And it's not only 5star hotels, every self-respecting airco-pub and all the good discos have these little fellas, the more posh the more fellas, it seems...